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Anonymous said: Grande iced VOR with 2 add shots of espresso

I think I have found, hands down, the most disgusting beverage in the world.

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crankybby said: Customer's drink: "VENTI CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO, TWO SHOTS OF **EXPRESSO**, NO WHIP, NO DRIZZLE, AND PUT THE EXTRAS IN A CUP ON THE SIDE." all of this is screamed in with an overly aggressive, raspy smokers voice. She then tastes the drink, and without fail, has us make it at least once more before finally leaving.

Wanna really fuck with her? Pour the milk into the shots and set the cup aside to let it cool down. When its cold, like it would be with frapp roast instead of shots, then make it. Be super careful about exactly measuring the ice. The heat of the espresso causes it to “fluff” in the blender. So cool it off.

It should come out without any extras to pour in a cup. When she bitches about how it always has extra, simply inform her that because she’s so picky about the taste, you make it exactly to standard. Which means no extra because you were more careful about the ice/milk/syrup quantities.

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janetpole said: Venti Drip no room. (and none of the True North "Canadian" version

The unclosed parentheses add a sweet sense of longing and wonderment, like the sensation of meeting a strangers eye on the bus for a second too long, right before your stop, leaving you to wonder for the next week if you should have said something. Anything. Did you miss it? Your one opportunity for true love-at-first-sight? Or are you overromanticizing the shape of their smile, the depth in their eyes? Did you imagine the spark? Or did your hesitation cost you the life you were meant to lead together?

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Anonymous said: there's three shots in a UK venti.

Yes, I’m aware. I’m also aware that iced ventis in America get three shots.

All you Not Actually Guys can calm the fuck down now. This is why you only get invited to dinner parties once.

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Anonymous said: Why do people say triple venti if there's already three shots of espresso in a venti?

At Starbucks, a venti only has two shots. Suckers.

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Anonymous said: Maybe not everyone wants you to say something bad about their drink XD

Then they came to the wrong fucking place

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Anonymous said: Okay a triple venti breve caramel macchiato with SF vanilla since my doctor wanted me to go low-carb

You’re doing low carb wrong.

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Anonymous said: Iced grande non-fat, no whip WM

Like, really? Wtf am I supposed to do with this? There’s nothing interesting about this drink? Not one damned thing. There’s no personality here. You just sent me a drink so popular, I probably made hundreds a day.

Its ubiquitous. There’s nothing I can say about a drink this fucking basic other than you must have a really over inflated sense of self to think that this drink choice would somehow stand out enough to make a witty quip about.

Its nothing. Its as dull and unoffensive and the person that drinks it.

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shetalks2angelss said: Caramel latte with a double shot of espresso that is all judge away

WHAT SIZE!?

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